This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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