What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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