On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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