Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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