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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to

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(267): If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to http://tfl.nu/tvy7

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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.

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(508): I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week. http://tfl.nu/6t8r

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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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(845): She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex". http://tfl.nu/cd1v

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.

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(412): I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish. http://tfl.nu/e99m

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(276): View more from Virginia

Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

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(276): Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you. http://tfl.nu/pes1

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(904): View more from Florida

You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.

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(904): You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies. http://tfl.nu/5zb6

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.

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(704): And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun. http://tfl.nu/h28t

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(803): View more from South Carolina

could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.

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(803): could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning. http://tfl.nu/cs20

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(954): View more from Florida

You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say

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(954): You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say http://tfl.nu/ixst

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(513): View more from Ohio

Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!

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(513): Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton! http://tfl.nu/r6h6

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(404): View more from Georgia

She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.

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(404): She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again. http://tfl.nu/3uos

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(310): View more from California

I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks

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Like what do you want from me

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(310): I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks (310): Like what do you want from me http://tfl.nu/m7w4

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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball

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(205): Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball http://tfl.nu/0g1i

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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive

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(773): And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive http://tfl.nu/ytyg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

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it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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(617): you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore (508): it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10 http://tfl.nu/2xhn

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