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• (517): View more from Michigan

  yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work

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• (954): View more from Florida

  you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (209): View more from California

  Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?

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  So the keyword here is "hammered"?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...

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  This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I have suspicion of morning wood.

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  How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.

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