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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later

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• (254): View more from Texas

  his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There were penises being pulled out everywhere.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk

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