You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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