my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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