why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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