I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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