Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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