He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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