happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Bang-toberfest begins!!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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