My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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