in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
