By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Someone came in the potted fern
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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