1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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