GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
