Barsexuality is the new black.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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