i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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