Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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