dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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