She's JV to your varsity
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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