I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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