is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Randomize
