I'm so fucking centered right now
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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