Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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