I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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