Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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