Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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