Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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