Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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