They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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