tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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