And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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