i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Even my vagina gasped.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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