K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.