Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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