gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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