your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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