was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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