i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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