no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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