found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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