My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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