my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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