your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Farmville is her only friend.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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