your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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