he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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