just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So many bounce houses so little time
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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