so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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