what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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