party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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