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  i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Your penis chewing exercise is not working

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.

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  I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.

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• (805): View more from California

  I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf

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