Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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