tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone