South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana