from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm like, not good at living.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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