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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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  (248): Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up http://tfl.nu/y2zz
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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  (919): Why do all fat girls have "that smell"? http://tfl.nu/bzyi
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?

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  (214): Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college? http://tfl.nu/yctk
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?

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  Lol no its called college

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  (216): Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER? (1-216): Lol no its called college http://tfl.nu/1cpq
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...

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  (615): I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look... http://tfl.nu/yc9r
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.

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  (440): i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me. http://tfl.nu/ypbg
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  (415): View more from California

  i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.

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  (415): i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting. http://tfl.nu/f0mf
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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  (708): did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement" http://tfl.nu/nqth
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes

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  (802): stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes http://tfl.nu/hzj5
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.

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  (973): Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms. http://tfl.nu/spzh
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...

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  (843): So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight... http://tfl.nu/ph6r
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG

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  HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS

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  (614): TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG (1-614): HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS http://tfl.nu/fp5t
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  (406): View more from Montana

  its 2pm. u awake yet?

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  ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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  (406): its 2pm. u awake yet? (1-406): ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face. http://tfl.nu/0qbj
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  (801): View more from Utah

  Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.

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  (801): Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey. http://tfl.nu/71bj
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  (253): View more from Washington

  Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?

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  (253): Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand? http://tfl.nu/rm7i
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