next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?