just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing