super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.